Anti-Monarchy tendencies notwithstanding, 'one' can't help but be impressed by the scale and scope of Royal Wedding accoutrements. Noteworthy mentions include a cross stitch pattern, a range of condoms and a grotesque looking Papa John's Pizza, as well as the following 'must-have' gimmicks:
Royal Wedding Lip Gloss & Hand Sanitiser
Royal Wedding Pez Dispensers
Will & Kate in perspex
from the brilliantly barmy Tatty Devine