Being compulsively drawn towards oversized ear-gear, here are a few of my favourite tassel-dy trinkets:
Geometric Native Earrings
Filigree Teardrop Tassels
by Warehouse
Angel Wing Tassels
Swarovski Crystal Zippers
by Tom Binns
The video for the track itself: supposedly, if unjustly, voted #1 'Wussiest Song of All Time', and #35 on a list of the '50 Worst Tracks Ever' (though I reckon their fairly unlistenable King of Comedy got off lightly).